11/26/19
Maggie: Daddy I want to go on a trip with you on Friday to Grandma and Grandpa's condo.
Me: But Grandma and Grandpa are in Vermont right now
Maggie: Well then I want to go to Vermont on Friday
Me: Maggie, but we'd need to fly on a plane to go to Vermont
Maggie: Well then I want to do that
Me: We need to plan plane trips much further in advance, and it costs a lot of money
Maggie, getting frustrated: Well then we can go to the dollar store
Me: Why would we go to the dollar store?
Maggie, fully frustrated by my continued objections: To get money!
Maggie, lying on the floor on her back, with no shirt and her pants and underwear pulled down to her ankles, pulling apart her butt cheeks. "Look at my bottom hole! Look at my bottom hole!"
November 2019
Chase, putting on gardening gloves in the garage. "I'm doing work. I'm doing work." Chase, what kind of work are you doing? "I'm doing orchard work."
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